Fuck You, I'm a Pirate

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January 2012

I’m going to sleep. My head is kolling me.

asshdodbwofhebxo downloaded ALL the Tim!

Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what...

miniminchin: *snort.cough.choke.wheeze.* Wasn’t me.

Self harm is not a trend Anorexia is not a phase Depression is not an act Homosexuality is not a choice Sexual Assault is not provoked Suicide is not a result of cowardice

One Fishy Bastard: Help? →

soapy-blowholes: sarcastichashtags: When I am reblogging things, tumblr won’t let me add a caption. I can click on it, but then it just adds on, like its a part of the comment form the person before me. How do I fix this? I am just being stupid about something? How can I call myself… :) I’ve had the problem for a while now. I don’t actually know how I worked it out :/

sarcastichashtags asked: THAT WORKED! thanks! I have never had to do that before though... weird that this is just happening now.... or is that weird? I don't even know. Anyway, I wanted to comment on Tim's feetsies in that picture and was upset when I couldn't :D I have also become obsessed with saying feetsies instead of feet.... I need to get a life.

sarcastichashtags: When I am reblogging things, tumblr won’t let me add a caption. I can click on it, but then it just adds on, like its a part of the comment form the person before me. How do I fix this? I am just being stupid about something? How can I call myself sarcastichashtags if I can’t even add my own sarcastic comments! Press enter while the cursor is next to the previous...

miniminchin replied to your post: For some reason,...

XD Aye, they’re still coming. I just got impatient and started listening as I downloaded the rest XD

For some reason, Tim harmonising with himself...

soapy-blowholes replied to your post: I just...

miniminchin: soapy-blowholes: miniminchin: AUgh. same. Its insane. Something bad ALWAYS happens. Whether is be drastic like in that one… or just a bit shit. -.- I have a thing with killing off anyone close to my characters. The amount of orphans I’ve written about is quite ridiculous. I had to make my main two Doctor Who OCs semi-immortal (there’s times when they’re not. It’s complicated),...

soapy-blowholes replied to your post: I just...

miniminchin: AUgh. same. Its insane. Something bad ALWAYS happens. Whether is be drastic like in that one… or just a bit shit. -.- I have a thing with killing off anyone close to my characters. The amount of orphans I’ve written about is quite ridiculous. I had to make my main two Doctor Who OCs semi-immortal (there’s times when they’re not. It’s complicated), just to...

Dear America please stop remaking all our shows

ABC have bought the rights to Only Fools and...

fishcustardandthecumberbeast: thebatty: dear America, Stop. Please, for the love of all things holy, just stop. Sincerely, Britain.

Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50...

mazzathestrange: sherlockiamwatchingyou:

miniminchin asked: Okay. It'll start coming in bits. Soon. xD

Every time I hear "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee...

miniminchin: bloggingthetrench: I honestly don’t immediately think of Moriarty. The first thing I think of is Tim Minchin performing CPR on a limbless mannequin. May this post be blessed by the fictional higher power above.

miniminchin replied to your post: miniminchin...

Aw, thank you. You really don’t have to, I’ll probably end up buying all the albums and DVDs anyway but thank you. I have no gifs to adequately express the shy nervous gratefulness I feel right now, so I’ll just go with this one:

miniminchin replied to your photo: This’ll...

XD You have no idea how hard it was to get his tail like that. Tails are hard.

miniminchin replied to your post: miniminchin...

Oh, um, if it’s okay, yeah. I haven’t seen the musical yet, but TBH I only want to watch it because Tim XD and Sit isn’t all on YouTube, so, uh, yeah, please. And zips are fine, now I have my email set up on the laptop.

miniminchin replied to your post: miniminchin...

Ohhhhhhhhh *fumbles* Um yeah… Yeah, zips are fine. Um. Nnnnnnnnnngh. The Pope Song Ten Foot C**k and a Few Hundred Virgins Fat Children So F**ing Rock (I have the ITV sketch version but not the live one) Rock ‘n’ Roll Nerd The Fence Thank You God Cont Inflatable You Nothing Changes (I’ve just started discovering Sit ^_^) F*ck the Poor Canvas Bags And, um, if...

miniminchin replied to your post: *giggles...

*fumbles nervously* Well if you’ve got the Pope Song handy… and Ten Foot C**ck and a Few Hundred Virgins… And Fat Children… and So F**ing Rock… Rock ‘n’ Roll Nerd… and Inflatable You? Sorry! you don’t have to… *hides*

Some woman just walks up to me in Whiterun and...

*giggles excitedly* I JUST HEARD THE EMAIL...

*runs off to save ALL the songs* Thanks Kim :D

"An error occured. Please try again later."

LIKE FUCK IT DID YOUTUBE *refreshes* “An error occured. Please try again later.” …You mean to say, YouTube, that I signed out, got past your age barrier, and then sat through those fucking adverts ONLY FOR YOU TO TELL ME I STILL CAN’T WATCH IT?!?! nrrrrrrrrrrrFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!

“Why do we want to idolise her? There are so many people we can idolise: lawyers,...”

– Russell Howard (via theinsultingdetective)