February 2012
Stressed and tired and my head hurts and that's...
Night, Tumblr peeps who seem unaware of what a cow I am!
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If the Pope owned a disco who'd start the... →
girl-panic:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals. She proceeded to say that the only valid and real orientations are…
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I feel a little dizzy, guys...
My head’s starting to hurt and it feela light and I feel ill. I don’t know if it’s nerves or hunger or what… I just ate though
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expectation: spend the evening doing a ton of maths homework
reality: spend the evening memorising the lyrics to Dragonborn
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
For a Taurus, love is synonymous with physical...
Anonymous asked: Why do you want to know who I am so badly?
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a-sloth-deactivated20120602 asked: ahaha okay i feel as though i should clear this up. i was shy relatively friendly anon, and i have stopped sending you anon messages now :')
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Anonymous asked: You know mean people can be nice. Sometimes they just have to apologize in their own way because they don't think anyone'll listen to them otherwise. But yeah. Nope. I cannot tell you who I am. :P
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a-sloth-deactivated20120602 asked: ahah its okay, i'll reveal my identity if you are actually interested. i just didnt want you to feel obliged to continue conversation when i was trying to stop your stress rather than add to it... if that makes sence?
Anonymous asked: You are amazing.
Anonymous asked: ha, the other anon called it. i'm relatively sure that you are aware of my existance. i'm just not confident enough to say hello without hiding behind this ugly grey face.
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Anonymous asked: I can't tell you who I am. [:
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Anonymous asked: Shadows growing in my mind. Ones I just can't leave behind. I'm not strong enough to pay this ransom. One more monster crawled inside, but I swear I saw it die. Can you save me from the nothing I've become? I abandoned this love and laid it to rest and now I'm one of the forgotten. I'm not, I'm not myself. Feel like I'm someone else. Fallen and faceless. So...
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Anonymous asked: We are the faceless. We are the nameless. We are the hopeless. Until we have faces.
Anonymous asked: Sometimes anons aren't anons at all. They're people you know disguised because otherwise they can't say hello.
Anonymous asked: its okay. i understand that anything i say probably wont change your mind. things just dont work that way. but i deffinately dont think badly of you. you seem great. i dont know, i just thought that after all of the shit your going through, you deserved a positive message.
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Anonymous asked: A voice screaming from within begging just to feel again. Can't find who I am without you near me. I'd give anything to live, but without you I don't exist. You're the only one who saves me from myself. I abandoned this love and laid it to rest and now I'm one of the forgotten. I'm not, I'm not myself. Feel like I'm someone else. Fallen and faceless. So...
Anonymous asked: hello again. this is the previous relatively friendly, extemely shy anon. i'm sorry to see about all the bother that person seems to be causing you. dont listen to them, from what i've seen, they're not worth half of one of one of you. just stay happy and stay wonderful. things always get better, its just sometimes hard to see how they will.
HONESTY HOUR
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
8. had a job?
9. slipped on ice?
10. missed the school bus?
11. left the house without my wallet?
12. bullied someone on the internet?
13. sexted?
14. had sex in public?
15. played on a sports team?
16. smoked weed?
17. smoked cigarettes?
18. smoked a cigar?
19. drank alcohol? .
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
21. been overweight?
22. been underweight?
23. had an eating disorder?
24. been to a wedding?
25. made fun of someone for being fat?
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
28. been late for work?
29. been late for school?
30. kissed in the rain?
31. showered with someone else?
32. failed my drivers test?
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
34. been outside my home country?
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
36. had lice?
37. gotten my heart broken?
38. had a credit card?
39. been to a professional sports game?
40. broken a bone?
41. been unhappy about my weight?
42. won a trophy?
43. cut myself?
44. had an STD?
45. got engaged?
46. been on a diet?
47. tried out to be on a tv show?
48. rode in a taxi?
49. been to prom?
50. played a drinking game?
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
52. been to a concert?
53. had a three-some?
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
55. been in a car accident?
56. had braces?
57. learned another language?
58. killed an animal?
59. been at a yard sale?
60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
61. wore make up?
62. talked to someone via webcam?
63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
66. snuck out of the house?
67. bought porn?
68. had a virus on my computer?
69. had oral sex?
70. dyed my hair?
71. gone skinny dipping?
72. graduated from college?
73. wore someone else’s clothes?
74. voted in a presidential election?
75. rode in an ambulance?
76. rode in a helicopter?
77. caught the stove on fire?
78. got in a verbal fight?
79. met someone famous?
80. been on vacation?
82. been on a boat?
81. been on an airplane?
83. broken something expensive?
84. had surgery?
85. kissed someone before I was 14?
86. beat a video game?
87. found something valuable on the ground?
88. made a survey?
89. stalked someone on a social network?
90. prank called someone?
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
91. been to a library outside of school?
93. cut my hair and hated it?
94. peed outside?
95. went fishing?
96. helped with charity?
97. taken a pregnancy test?
98. been rejected by a crush?
99. been suspended from school?
100.broken a mirror?
alivewithdreams:
soapy-blowholes:
LET’S SHAG UNTIL THE DAWN, LET’S SHAG UNTIL WE’RE DONE, LET’S HAVE A LITTLE FUN, LET’S GET IT ON,LET’S SHAG WITH THE STEREO, SHAG WITH THE STEREO ON
IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION, YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA DO IT RIGHT YOU BETTER LISTEN UP AND TAKE MY ADVICE, IF YOU WANNA GET JIGGY WITH IT YOU GOTTA FLICK ON DA SWITCH
AND Z-ZOOM THE VOLUME, GET SOME TUNES IN...
BITCHIN'!
heatburg:
miniminchin:
heatburg:
soapy-blowholes:
ONE TWO THREE FOUR, ONE TWO THREE!
I’ll be naughty if you promise to hit me.
We’ll go at it hammer and tongs, you be the tongs and Ill be the hammer… or something like that xD
Who cares if it’s Elvis, or Metallica, or Sondheim, or Tchaikovsky? A stereo is all you need to guarantee some trousers-off-ski.
I thought it was trouser...
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Anonymous asked: This is me for forever. One of the lost ones. The one without a name, without an honest heart as compass. This is me for forever, one without a name. These lines the last endeavor to find the missing lifeline. Oh how I wish for soothing rain. All I wish is to dream again. My loving heart, lost in the dark. For hope I'd give my everything.
LET’S SHAG UNTIL THE DAWN, LET’S SHAG UNTIL WE’RE DONE, LET’S HAVE A LITTLE FUN, LET’S GET IT ON,LET’S SHAG WITH THE STEREO, SHAG WITH THE STEREO ON
miniminchin replied to your post: BITCHIN'! LETS...
XD I haven’t learned the lyrics yet. I just enjoy the chant halfway through. And every now and then I burst out with “*hum hummy humming TROUSER LOVESKI”
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BITCHIN'!
ONE TWO THREE FOUR, ONE TWO THREE!
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have alot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
Anonymous asked: I am the voice of Never-Never-Land, the innocence, the dreams of every man. I am the empty crib of Peter-Pan. A silent kite against the blue, blue sky. Every chimney, every moonlit sight. I am the story that will read you real. Every memory that you hold dear.
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beautifullynonexistant replied to your post:...
but what if she keeps coming back. It’s like the bullies at school all over again. I thought id escaped them
She's right though, isn't she? I'm just like her....
Reason #28403719885803071620473 why I shouldn’t have friends.
beautifullynonexistant replied to your post: I’m...
I just want her to go away… I can’t take this…
me-and-sweeney replied to your post:...
It’s hard to ignore her… I’m constantly checking my messages for the next replies to the RP I’m doing with kim, and she’s always there. It’s the internet equivalent of some twat shouting in your face.
me-and-sweeney replied to your post: How many...
http://soapy-blowholes.tumblr.com/post/18499674968/im-sure-its-painful-right-sure-if-it-was-you
